If Harry met Ross

If Harry P met Ross G... written with ChatGPT

Harry: Hey, Ross, I really need your help with something important. Have you ever heard of horcruxes?

Ross: Oh, you're gonna love this, Harry! Let me tell you all about Unagi – it's this state of complete awareness!

Harry: Uh, yeah, Unagi sounds interesting, but I really need to talk about horcruxes. They're dark magical objects...

Ross: Absolutely! Unagi is like having eyes in the back of your head, like knowing when someone's gonna throw a snowball at you!

Harry: Yeah, that's sort of like what I have to do as a wizard, always being on guard against danger. But listen, Ross, about horcruxes...

Ross: Oh, I got this Unagi thing down, Harry! It's like knowing when someone's trying to steal your fries at the coffee shop!

Harry: (Sighs) Okay, that's impressive, but seriously, horcruxes are crucial to defeating dark wizards...

Ross: You know what's crucial? Unagi! It's like knowing when someone's gonna jump out and surprise you!

Harry: (Frustrated) I guess that's helpful too, but I really need to talk about horcruxes...

Ross: Wait, Harry, Unagi also helps you spot when someone's gonna take your parking spot!

Harry: Ross, please, I don't care about parking spots! I'm talking about dangerous objects that can hold a piece of a dark wizard's soul!

Ross: Hey, I totally get it! Unagi is like having that gut feeling when someone's gonna ask you for a favor!

Harry: (Giving up) Alright, Ross, you win. Unagi it is! I'll work on my Unagi skills while you keep avoiding those sneaky fry thieves.